Domains considered profane, e.g. ‘blow.co.ck’, ‘mybig.co.ck’, etc, will not be considered on any level, and the application will be dissolved with the applicant being notified, and future requests for the same domain name will be ignored. ‘.ck’ domains are monitored on the web, on a regular basis for profanity on the Internet if it is found to be doing so, or if the site is deemed inappropriate, the domain will be terminated without notification or refund. via wikipedia

In their apt attempt to follow one of the stupidest decisions in the history of Internet*, administration of Cook Islands found a way how to make a profanity out of a harmless abbreviation.

* – greedy practice of forcing people to register 3rd-level domains in some national TLDs rather than normal 2nd-levels (e.g. company.co.uk vs. company.uk)

The next largest Zimbabwean hosting provider is Cyberplex Africa with a market share of 4%:

So, if you want to take 15% share of Zimbabwean hosting market, you will need a website with at least nine lines of text (any text will be ok, I think) to succeed.

I want my fourty five (roughly) Terabytes of data transfer and four and a half Terabytes of data storage for just a 12 bucks a month.

Wives come in three sizes... Large, huge... And the one in my kitchen

Yep, they are funny and so anti-vegan. But the “I believe” series is my favorite.

Within a few miles of Big Bone Lick is Big Beaver Lick. Each is essentially a crossroad with a sign. It’s gorgeous country, by the way.

from the Roadside America

BTW, there is a town named Big Beaver in Pennsylvania. And several miles further by the road – New Beaver. Logical step, the old one is too big. But the Kentuckey’s Beaverlick is much more gorgeous anyway.

Sometimes contextual pop-up ads goes wrong even further than forum posters’ grammar.

Not vulgar at all and safe for anyone: troll hunter’s feline named Trolleypuss.

And absolutely vulgar but fit for any race: any hunter named Yomoma with the pet named Beaver. Just pretend how it will be easy at the battlegrounds. Shoot them down while they are dealing with the Beaver <Yomoma’s pet>.

I have a bad case of… errrrrrr…. I think I need all seasons on DVD.