Posts Tagged ‘LOL’

dontmesswithmy.co.ck

September 9, 2009

Sometimes stupid people hirt themselves even harder than others.

Domains considered profane, e.g. ‘blow.co.ck’, ‘mybig.co.ck’, etc, will not be considered on any level, and the application will be dissolved with the applicant being notified, and future requests for the same domain name will be ignored. ‘.ck’ domains are monitored on the web, on a regular basis for profanity on the Internet if it is found to be doing so, or if the site is deemed inappropriate, the domain will be terminated without notification or refund. via wikipedia

In their apt attempt to follow one of the stupidest decisions in the history of Internet*, administration of Cook Islands found a way how to make a profanity out of a harmless abbreviation.

* – greedy practice of forcing people to register 3rd-level domains in some national TLDs rather than normal 2nd-levels (e.g. company.co.uk vs. company.uk)

Zimbabwean Hosting

July 17, 2009

According to webhosting.info, dnska.com is a fifth largest hosting provider in Zimbabwe with a market share of 7.5%. Their website screenshot:

dnska-com

The next largest Zimbabwean hosting provider is Cyberplex Africa with a market share of 4%:

cyberplex

So, if you want to take 15% share of Zimbabwean hosting market, you will need a website with at least nine lines of text (any text will be ok, I think) to succeed.

The Definition of Overselling

July 17, 2009

45000gb

I want my fourty five (roughly) Terabytes of data transfer and four and a half Terabytes of data storage for just a 12 bucks a month.

I want a Tee…

December 11, 2008

…whith the simple writing on it: “decadent capitalist pig”

Cabela’s tees are nice

November 5, 2008
Wives come in three sizes... Large, huge... And the one in my kitchen

Wives come in three sizes... Large, huge... And the one in my kitchen

Yep, they are funny and so anti-vegan. But the “I believe” series is my favorite.

Sure, gorgeous

October 10, 2008

Within a few miles of Big Bone Lick is Big Beaver Lick. Each is essentially a crossroad with a sign. It’s gorgeous country, by the way.

from the Roadside America

BTW, there is a town named Big Beaver in Pennsylvania. And several miles further by the road – New Beaver. Logical step, the old one is too big. But the Kentuckey’s Beaverlick is much more gorgeous anyway.

When Context Ads Goes Funny

August 19, 2008

Sometimes contextual pop-up ads goes wrong even further than forum posters’ grammar.